Nigerian wife files for divorce because her hubby's penis is 'too big'

This is why some people advise that we women should test before we buy. Aisha Dannupawa, a housewife and mother of three, asked a court in Zamfara to dissolve her marriage to new husband Ali Maizinari after just one week of marriage. Why, you ask? Well, she told the courts that his penis was so big that their first attempt at sex as a couple left her traumatized.
"When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else, because his penis was too big.' she saidAfter their first attempt, she took pain medication given to her by her mother who advised her to endure. However, when she and her hubby had sex again, it was 'too much to bear' and the couple concluded that no drug could help their sex life or their marriage. Her new husband decided that he was willing to set her free, allowing her dissolve their union but only if his dowry and money spent during his courtship with her was paid back.

To cut the long story short, their divorce was granted by a Judge after just a week of marriage in an Islamic Sharia court in Zamfara State.

Source: Linda Ikeji blog

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Bin man in wealthy suburb jailed – for starting work too early

A bin man has been sentenced to 30 days in prison for collecting rubbish too early.

Kevin McGill, who works for Waste Management Inc, pleaded guilty to violating an ordinance in Sandy Springs, a famously wealthy suburb 15 miles north of Atlanta, which bans collections prior to 7am.

Mr McGill reported to a local prison at 6pm yesterday after opting to serve his time on weekends so that he is still able to work and support his wife and two children.